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@@ -0,0 +1,174 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env python3 +# +# Random commands that used to be in sopeltest.py but are to small to get a +# file of their own. +# +# Copyright © 2019-2021 by luk3yx +# +# This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify +# it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as +# published by the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the +# License, or (at your option) any later version. +# +# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, +# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of +# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the +# GNU Affero General Public License for more details. +# +# You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License +# along with this program. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>. +# + +import random, string, subprocess, time + +# A quick "reply" function +def reply(irc, hostmask, channel, *msg): + mention = hostmask[0] + if not hostmask[0].endswith('>'): + mention += ':' + if isinstance(channel, list): + channel = channel[0] + irc.msg(channel, mention, *map(str, msg)) + +en_chars = string.ascii_uppercase + string.ascii_lowercase + \ + '1234567890!@#$%^&*(),\'' +alt_chars = 'ÅıÇδϩӈÔ˚Ò˜Ø∏Œ®Í†¨√∑≈ÁΩå∫ç∂´ƒ©˙ˆ∆˚¬µ˜øπœ®ß†¨√∑≈\Ω¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº' \ + '⁄€‹›fifl‡°·‚≤æ' + +@register_command('altcode', requires_admin = True) +def altcode_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + """ + Usage: .altcode [encode|decode] <text> + """ + + assert is_admin + assert len(en_chars) == len(alt_chars), 'Internal error!' + + res = args[1] + + if res.startswith('encode '): + res = res[7:] + it = zip(en_chars, alt_chars) + elif res.startswith('decode ') or any(i in res for i in alt_chars): + it = zip(alt_chars, en_chars) + else: + it = zip(en_chars, alt_chars) + + for en, alt in it: + res = res.replace(en, alt) + + reply(irc, hostmask, args, res) + +# Random capitalisation +def randcaps(text): + res = ''.join(random.choice((str.upper, str.lower))(i) for i in text) + return res.replace('S', 'Z').replace('O', '0') + +# .silly +@register_command('silly', 'sillycaps') +def silly_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + """ Makes the capitalisation in a string... strange. """ + if args[1].strip(): + reply(irc, hostmask, args, randcaps(args[1])) + else: + irc.msg(args[0], randcaps('{}nvalid syntax! Syntax:{}<string>').format( + 'I', ' .silly ')) + +# .c0mmandz +@register_command('c0mmandz') +def bonkerzhelp(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + irc.msg(args[0], randcaps('Hello! You must be bonkers too!')) + time.sleep(0.75) + irc.msg(args[0], 'So snap out of it and do .commands.') + +# .upper and .lower +@register_command('upper', 'uppercase') +def upper_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + """ Makes a string uppercase. """ + reply(irc, hostmask, args, args[1].upper().replace('.', '!')) + +@register_command('lower', 'lowercase') +def lower_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + """ Makes a string lowercase. """ + reply(irc, hostmask, args, args[1].lower().replace('!', '.')) + +@register_command('rev', 'reverse') +def rev_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + """ Reverses a string. """ + if '\u202e' in args[1]: + irc.msg(args[0], "I don't think so {}™.".format(hostmask[0])) + else: + reply(irc, hostmask, args, args[1][::-1]) + +@register_command('ping') +def ping(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + if not random.randint(0, 9): + irc.me(args[0], 'slaps {} with a frying pan'.format(hostmask[0])) + else: + reply(irc, hostmask, args, 'pong') + +# .roulette +roulette_objs = ('trout', '... feather?', 'water molecule', 'troutgun', + 'anvil', 'sheet of paper') +@register_command('roulette', 'r') +def roulette_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + """ A Russian roulette-style game. """ + if random.randint(1, 6) == 1: + obj = random.choice(roulette_objs) + if not obj.startswith('.'): + obj = ' ' + obj + irc.me(args[0], 'slaps {} around a bit with a large{}'.format( + hostmask[0], obj)) + else: + reply(irc, hostmask, args, '\x1dClick!\x1d') + +# .choice +def choice_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + choices = map(str.strip, args[-1].split(',')) + + # Deduplication + choices = {choice.casefold(): choice for choice in choices} + choices = tuple(choices.values()) + + if len(choices) < 2: + if not choices or not choices[0]: + reply(irc, hostmask, args, 'Invalid syntax! Usage: .choice ' + '<comma-separated list of options>') + else: + reply(irc, hostmask, args, + 'I need more than one option to choose from!') + return + + choice = random.choice(choices) + reply(irc, hostmask, args, 'Your options: ' + ', '.join(choices) + + '. My (random) choice: ' + choice) + +# Only register .choice on lurklite. +if register_command.__module__.startswith('lurklite.'): + register_command('choice', 'choose')(choice_cmd) + +def get_fortune(): + n = subprocess.check_output('/usr/games/fortune').decode('utf-8') + # Avoid bad and possibly offensive fortunes + # This is only targeted at the fortunes provided by Ubuntu. + i = 0 + while ('ugly' in n or 'tall, dark' in n or 'pass away' in n or + 'blond' in n or 'cigarette' in n or 'appeal' in n): + n = subprocess.check_output('/usr/games/fortune').decode('utf-8') + i += 1 + assert i < 100 + return n.strip().replace('\t', ' ') + +@register_command('f', 'fortune') +def fortune_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + reply(irc, hostmask, args, get_fortune()) + +@register_command('coin', 'coinflip') +def coinflip_cmd(irc, hostmask, is_admin, args): + if random.randint(0, 6000) == 0: + msg = 'The coin landed on its side!' + elif random.randint(0, 1): + msg = 'Heads' + else: + msg = 'Tails' + reply(irc, hostmask, args, msg) |